Yay! It’s Sunday Funday. So I’ve decided to publish my ever first pun.
I hope you enjoy it as I always do.
I’m in a cocktail party when a rampage breaks, and like a “shepherdless” sheep, I run for my life.
Boom! A handsome dude with a fine goatee appears. So handsome I suspect he uses dove soap and cream 😉
“Hey, hot chick”, he says. I swallow hard. ” I am Stephen, but friends call me Steve. I import Turkey wears”. He finishes.
“Wow!” I think aloud. Dude is not just fine ohh, he is an importer too. Well, I hope he doesn’t turn out to be dogmatic like the other men I have dated.
“Er….”, I stutter. ” I am Catalyn, but friends call me Cat for short”, I rattle hastily.
Now, gunshots are heard.
But “whoosh”, dude swings me off the floor and gives me a piggyback out of the dance hall. He takes me to his car and offers to drop me home. I agree.
Dude does the ” ladies’ thing”. He lionizes me by opening the car door for me and drives off.
We are home now. I offer him a drink, but he refuses. He stands to leave so we exchange contacts and say goodbyes.
Uh-oh! I think I’m petty. I feel butterflies for him already 🤗😄
I can’t stop blushing 👇
Type “Hi” when you figure out what kind of pun it is.
And hey, you could drop a pun too. I’m looking forward to reading lots of them from y’all.
Have a blissful Sunday and a great week ahead.
Cheerio for now!